Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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