I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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