Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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