If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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