Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You smell like stripper and shame
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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