i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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