Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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