Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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