I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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