guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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