their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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