Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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