so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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