i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
