Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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