Pappa wants mamma naked
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm bleeding and have questions
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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