There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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