One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I said "one day" and that day is not today
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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