i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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