i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Green mimosas i think yes
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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