I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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