Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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