So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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