I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
