I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Your penis caused this!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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