why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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