is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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