I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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