well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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