Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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