school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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