remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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