We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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