I am in a vortex of obligation.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i love accidental penises.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
