Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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