yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i think i just lost a toe
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
