Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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