I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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