someone threw a dead crab at me
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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