it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Are we still banned from the library?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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