Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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