why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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