White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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