I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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