Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
