Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
there is glitter all over my balls
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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