And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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