Dual....:-)
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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