I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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