Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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