Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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