btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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