She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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