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I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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