I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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