just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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