I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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