D3 body, D1 cock
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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